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on Tuesday, February 17, 2009, 5:35 PM

I read this from Ziey's blog way long before, & she wrote it down for me.. Now, i've decided to repost it. It's about guys 'before' & 'after. It's an illustration( is it? ) from Ziey hor. (: Heh.

Bila jumpa ;
Before : Sayang, i miss you so much! *hughug*
After : Dah jom, jalan uh.
Bile lambat sepuluh minit ;
Before : Alah, tkper, lambat sekejap je.
After : You nie lambat betul uh, you jalan ker buat jalan?
Suruh angkatkan beg ;
Before : You penat ye? Mari sini, i bawakkan you, kecian my sayang..
After : Beg sendiri pun malas nak bawak, lain kali jangan bawak uh!
Pakaian ;
Before : Cute lah you pakai macam gini.
After : Ape fashion nie? Tak kene dengan you langsung seii.
Make-Up ;
Before : Cantiknyer my sayang nari nie.
After : Nie make-up hker tepung gomak? Asik nak bermake-up je.
Dinner ;
Before : Kite makan dekat restoran tu ye. Mahal pun tkper, sekali sekale je.
After : Mak oi! Punye lah mahal! Kite makan mee goreng mamak pun lagi bagus.
Manja-Manja ;
Before : Manjenya my sayang nie.. Macam i nak gigit you tau.
After : Oi ! Tak tau malu ker? Nie kan public, nanti orang tengok uh.
Terjatuh ;
Before : Sayang, you okay tak? Mari sini i tolong you..
After : Jalan betul betul lah, you potek ker? Batu besar besar pun boleh terjatuh.
Merajok ;
Before : Yelah yelah, i mengalah. mintak maaf ye? sini, nak hug tak? *smiles*
After : Eh eh, you punye salah, i kena pujuk? Ape logic nie? Sudah lah, nak majok, majok uh! Tak kuasa i nak pujuk.
Berkepit ;
Before : Sini sayang, pimpin tangan i kuat kuat, nanti mat mat laen kacau you.
After : Eh, lepaskan tangan sekejap uh. Rimas lah i. Tangan i pun nak freedom tau.
Masakan ;
Before : Sedap lah you masak ( Walaupun tak sedap )
After : Ni nasi lemak ke nasi basi? Mak you tak ajar masak ker?
Shopping ;
Before : Nanti bile i dah dapat gaji, kita shopping kay sayang? I beli ape saje you nak.
After : Tu lah, dulu tak nak blaja rajin rajin. Sekarang nak carik keje pun susah. Nie macam, no shopping for a year, paham?
Bayar dinner ;
Before : Tkper, hari nie makanan on me, i bayarkan semua kay.
After ; Eh, tolak half-half lah duit. Takkan i bayar semua? You pun makan jugak pe.
Jumpa MakBapak ;
Before : You takmu segan segan kay, makbapak i, dua dua baik.
After : Dah berape kali datang pun, masih segan? Dorang tak makan orang lah. Datang je lah.
Malam Malam Otp ;
Before : Tkper, i boleh teman you sampai pagi.
After : I penat lah you, satu hari i keje tau. Pegi telefon orang lain uh kay..
Tak reply message ;
Before : Sorry sorry, lain kali i tak buat lagi kay sayang?
After : Alah, i silencekan handphone lah. Tu pun nak marah..
Off Handphone ;
Before : Sayang, jangan off handphone lah. Nanti nak call you susah tau.
After : Oi! Suka suka pe off handphone? Jangan off lah! Orang nak call you pun susah.
Bila nak letak telefon ;
Before : Bye sayng, muacks, i miss you so much( padahal tadi baru jumpa ) i love you.
After : Ah okay, bye. ... Tak boleh, kawan i ade lah. Bye uh!

So , thats the end of it. [: Anyway, lets break down what happen the past 2 days.
Sunday, i stayed home all day, except at night which i followed my parents to Ehub's Fairprice cause Mum wants to buy groceries. -.- Abeh terserempak with Rad & her sis. Heh.
Monday, school as usual. I got 19/30 for EL common test, 12/30 for Chem common test & 12/50 for Maths common test. I got 0/15 for Geog test, cool eh? Heh. C'mon lah, its only the beginning man, i haven't really start studying yet. No time uh. Heh. Had Mother Tongue common test as well during Mother Tongue lesson. After school, went to meet Bby outside school then take taxi to Ehub, cause Tassya wants to print pictures, so i asked her to print mine at the same time. Bought my Pure Caramel at Coffee Bean, after that, we headed home. (:

Today, school as per normal. Pffft ~ After lessons end at 2pm, waited for Bby outside his scouts room. Then, Tassya & us went to Whitesands to eat KFC. Went to the shop C.O.A.X, cause Tassya wants to buy a dress to wear for Cest La Vie. I'm not loking forward to it actually, its just a pathetic concert, as Bby has said. But, its an opportunity for me to go out with Bby. :DD I haven't evern decided what to wear on that day, argh! Anyway, i helped Tassya choose her dress for almost an hour cause she didn't know what to choose. Heh. After i paid for her dress, we went home. Heh. & Babe, take your time to return me the money yah? (: No rush. Heh. Well, i'm tired & i have to do house chores, till here then, toodles ~

3weeks left!
Ahhhh! Why must time fly by so fast??
)): I'm willing to wait, trust me.

I love MdAzriFaiq eh! (:

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